THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...