What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!