Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...