fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...