Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...