Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...