George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...