Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....