Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...