Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Never say it at work
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Toilet
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Football try-outs.
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A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...