What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...