Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...