A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...