What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...