A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...