Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...