Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...