Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!