What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...