Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...