Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...