Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...