You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...