Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...