The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...