Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...