Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...