Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...