Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...