At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...