Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...