Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...