A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...