Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...