Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...