A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...