What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...