Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.