Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...