The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...