Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!