Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...