Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...