Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...