\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...