Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...