Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....