Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Two men walked into a bar
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A man’s translations
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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Rules for Cats
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Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...