Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...