A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...